Koth's Collagen BOGO Disaster

Maybe it was an attempt to disguise himself in wake of that stalker incident. Maybe he realized he needs to find a way to stand out in the crowd after his recent karaoke experience. Maybe he thought it would look good. Whatever the reason, Jason Koth recently underwent collagen injections on his lips... twice.

The 26 year old North Dakota native allegedly clipped out a 'Buy One Get One' coupon for collagen injections from the back pages of The Village Voice, which promised to give his lips "a fuller, more distinct, supple quality." However, when he arrived at Dr. Phillip Love's office, he realized that he didn't have anyone for the 'get one'. After calling everyone he knew, the actor decided to go it alone.

"I tried calling four different people to go halfsies with me but no one answered. I thought, 'Frig it! This is a two for one.' So I just took both," Koth told reporters. "I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna get what I paid for."

As a get well gift, Koth received an Edible Arrangement from his hometown with a card attached that stated, "Grand Forks is proud of you! Not only are you living the big life in the big city, but now you look like a big star! We always knew you'd make it!"

However, despite the overwhelming support from North Dakota, Koth has left one friend in New York very confused. "He didn't call me," said Carlos Morris, Koth's close friend and confidant. "We always BOGO together. I don't understand why he wouldn't call me."