America's favorite AA candidate, Deirdre Flynn, was spotted last night at New York City's popular latin gay club Escuelita sporting a sari and drinking, what appeared to be, water from a plastic cup. The incident caused widespread panic and stirred up rumors that Flynn might actually be on the wagon. "She's chugged three cups of water within her first fifteen minutes here. It's not looking good," said Marco Lopez, the venue's Saturday night manager. "I saw her walk in and I thought for sure we'd be making bank. But I think she's doing that master cleanse thing. F***."
Resident drag queen Mocha Chino was not having it. "They already charge $20 to get up in here. If the bitch don't drink, they're gonna raise it again. If I'm out a job, she's gonna be out some hair."Luckily for Chino and everyone else at the establishment, it turned out to be a false alarm.
"What? No, don't be silly...," Deirdre revealed to UmWho reporters. "It's vodka. The bartender just wouldn't give me a glass because I keep dropping them. I guess I'm just clumsy."Ahhh, 'clumsy'. That must be it.
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