Carlos Morris, a.k.a. "Carlista Flockhart", was spotted today walking in Times Square wearing a full winter coat, knit cap and mittens. The 27-year-old lightweight was apparently "cold" as temperatures dropped below 87 degrees. "It's freezing for July", Morris told UmWho reporters. "I can almost see my breath."
Ironically, as Morris was headed for the subway (the train not the chain), he bumped into one of his biggest idols, Al Roker, outside the popular Madame Tussauds museum on 42nd Street. Morris has been a long time fan of Roker and has championed his ability to do "whatever it takes to stay thin."
However, Roker seemed less than interested in engaging in Morris' mindless chatter about the weather. "He didn't say much. I think I made him nervous," Morris said. "I just can't believe he gained all that weight back. What a dummy."
Yes. Dummy.
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