停止唱歌!

No Moore star Jason Koth and producer Marissa Goldberg were spotted recently in Chinatown at the Oriental Garden restaurant munching on sweet and sour pork and washing it down with bottles of Bud Light.

According to bystanders, the two were having a friendly business conversation when they were interrupted by Mei Sung Fao, a Chinese tourist who miraculously recognized Goldberg from a production of the Broadway musical Annie that was performed in Shanghai in 1992. Goldberg was then performing the title role.

Sung Fao had apparently been enamored with Goldberg since that performance, and he gleefully demanded that she perform the musical's legendary song "Tomorrow" for the restaurant patrons.

"This is so unexpected," Goldberg said to the stoic diners and wait staff. "Thank you. Thank you all!" She then broke into a transposed version of "Tomorrow" with a bus boy accompanying her on the xiao.

Koth, who was slightly annoyed at the spectacle Goldberg was making, commented, "Great. This is just what she needs. I just managed to get her to stop singing Annie in public. Now she'll never stop."

When Goldberg concluded her ferociously-committed performance, there was polite applause from the patrons. Sung Fao looked thoroughly disappointed.

"Hmm...she's not really cute anymore," he said. "And her boobs are too big."