Flynn Tries Counting to Five at Bar. Misses Three.

Deirdre Flynn and Marissa Goldberg caused quite a ruckus last night at Brother Jimmy's Bar and Restaurant on New York's Upper East Side. 

After downing a Plantation Punch, a Carolina Cooler and three Swamp Waters in under 45 minutes, 'D Fly' was cut off from ordering any more drinks as she was "obviously obliterated". In a desperate attempt to prove the bartender wrong, Flynn proceeded to count to five as evidence of her ability to think clearly. Goldberg was at her side.

"She kept skipping three. It was annoying. It's like, just drink some water or something," Goldberg explained. "I was like, 'D, you're embarrassing me', but she just kept going like a broken record... so I slapped her."

 

A cat fight ensued and the two vixens found themselves brawling on the bar, much to the enjoyment of visiting frat boys from Long Island's Hofstra University. "Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh," witnesses recalled. "Whooooooooooooooo!!!"

The bouncer eventually broke up the fight and Goldberg was banned from the establishment for "fighting dirty". Sources say Goldberg allegedly had Flynn in a full nelson as Flynn attempted to slurp spilled drinks off the bar.