Carlos Morris Sports Latest Babies-R-Us Style

Babies-R-Us held an exclusive Buy One Get One 50% Off clothing sale this week, and Carlos Morris was first in line when doors opened at the store’s only Manhattan location.

According to bystanders, Morris sprinted through displays filled with rattles, potty chairs, and breast pumps to get to the apparel section. Once there, he proceeded to rifle through onesies and toddler track sets before settling on a flattering red and white zip-up polo.

It was only when Morris asked where the fitting room was that employees grew concerned. When they refused to answer, Morris tore off his Uniqlo tee and squeezed into the polo.

“It was something,” disgruntled employee T’desha Salazar commented. “I thought all this was for his kid or something, but looking at him now…I shoulda known better.”

Realizing that he needed a second item in order to take advantage of the sale, Morris snatched a Tigger hooded robe (with booties) out of an infant’s stroller. When later confronted about the incident, Morris merely replied: “He wasn’t going to buy it. And he was getting pureed carrots all over the fabric.”

A number of metropolitan infants and their nannies showed their approval of Morris’ new wardrobe by shaking rattles at him as he strode through Union Square park later that day.