Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Koth Snubbed in Voicemail

Jason Koth just doesn't have any luck when it comes to voicemail. The actor was apparently leaving a message yesterday for friend and co-star Joe Moran when the voicemail was intercepted by Bettina's assistant. Rather than fighting for a moment that was rightfully his, Koth apologized for the interruption and hung up - defeated.

The incident puzzled technicians at Verizon Wireless. "It doesn't make any sense. It sounds like [Bettina's assistant] was using a landline. I don't get how she could intercept a voicemail on our nation's most reliable network," said Pablo Guttierez, who works at the tech support desk at Verizon Wireless in NYC's Herald Square. "It almost seems supernatural - as if a higher calling were trying to tell him something. Dios Mio."

However, Koth's close friends have drawn their own conclusions. "It just goes to show that technology doesn't even acknowledge his existence," Moran told UmWho reporters. "It's really sad. I'm surprised he hasn't just given up already."

It's no question that Jacob Jason Koth is among the most forgettable, overlooked personalities to date. But one major question remains - who the hell is Bettina?

Koth was unavailable for comment as he is reportedly working ferociously on his memoir, Can You Hear Me Now?, as a follow up to his recent unpublished autobiography, Nice to Meet You... Again.

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