Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Moran Pleads Guilty to DUI. Doesn't Drive.


Joe Moran pled guilty to a DUI yesterday during a session with celebrity therapist Dr. Susan Browning. As Moran turned over his state-issued ID, Browning informed the actor that he couldn't possibly be guilty of a DUI as he doesn't drive.

"Well that set him off," explained Browning as she puffed on a Virginia Slim outside her Ozone Park office. "He's crazy. He started ranting about how it would be good for his career. Something about a come back? I wasn't really paying attention."

Witnesses say Moran was last seen chugging a can of Full Throttle before unchaining his Segway and heading towards the BQE.

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