It's been reported by an anonymous source that Jason Koth, frontman of the web series No Moore, has been hospitalized for nervous exhaustion and dehydration. He apparently collapsed after a lunatic screaming fit on the set of the show when his costar, Candy Samples, ignored his rant about how heated swimming pools, not global warming, will cause the downfall of human society.
"He just started shouting at me", said Samples. " 'You and your one-piece will go first, Samples!' I didn't know what to say. Then he dropped to the floor. I thought 'To hell with this' and cracked open a bottle of Grey Goose and went back to my trailer." As a side note, Samples' trailer is the largest in the Monmouth County Mobile Home Park.
Koth is recovering at the Mount Sinai Hospital of Queens. He's sent a press release stating that visiting hours are between 5:00 - 8:30 PM. He requests that somebody…anybody…stop by to visit him.
"He just started shouting at me", said Samples. " 'You and your one-piece will go first, Samples!' I didn't know what to say. Then he dropped to the floor. I thought 'To hell with this' and cracked open a bottle of Grey Goose and went back to my trailer." As a side note, Samples' trailer is the largest in the Monmouth County Mobile Home Park.
Koth is recovering at the Mount Sinai Hospital of Queens. He's sent a press release stating that visiting hours are between 5:00 - 8:30 PM. He requests that somebody…anybody…stop by to visit him.
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